A Message From Charlie Joe Jackson
May 19, 2011
Why Reading Is Bad
Hi. My name is Charlie Joe Jackson. I’m the author of CHARLIE JOE JACKSON’S GUIDE TO NOT READING, a new book for kids who hate books.
It’s something to read if you hate reading.
Now, I dislike writing almost as much as reading.
But what I have to say is very important.
So here’s what I have to say:
Because a longer blog post would mean more reading for you.
And what kind of a hypocrite would I be if I made you read?
Now go find something else to do.