Nonsensical Genius: The Haiku Textings Of Cathy Utz
August 27, 2013
My wife Cathy is a terrible writer.
Wait, hold on! That’s not true. What she is, is a terrible typer.
Her emails are riddled with typos.
But it’s in texts where her true genius shines. They’re a consistent stream of gibberish. Somehow even the Iphone’s spell-correct function is no match for her ramblings.
Here are just a few examples of some of her recent texts. Try to guess what she’s actually TRYING to say. I’ll provide (some of ) the answers at the bottom.
1) Goof lick.
2) Tommy, took ate if dog licenses
3) Tom Ryan E T A
4) West cheater
5) Shit/He said 4 pints shersto/Is that right?
6) Nice mis rwxt
1) Good luck
2) Tommy, took care of dog licenses
3) Train ETA?
5) No clue
6) Absolutely no idea