Dear Michelle Obama:

We get it.

You want us to eat healthy.

In theory, it’s a great idea. But in practice, it’s hard. You know why? Jobs. Kids. College tuitions. Mortgages. Aging parents. Deadlines. Sick pets. Broken dishwashers.

You know… life.

Listen, Michelle, I know your life is stressful too. Your husband has a hard job, and so do you. And I get that you just want people to take care of themselves.

Thank you for that. It means a lot.

Now pass the chocolate.