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Nonsensical Genius: The Haiku Textings Of Cathy Utz

My wife Cathy is a terrible writer.

Wait, hold on! That’s not true. What she is, is a terrible typer.

Her emails are riddled with typos.

But it’s in texts where her true genius shines. They’re a consistent stream of gibberish. Somehow even the Iphone’s spell-correct function is no match for her ramblings.

Here are just a few examples of some of her recent texts. Try to guess what she’s actually TRYING to say. I’ll provide (some of ) the answers at the bottom.

1) Goof lick.

2) Tommy, took ate if dog licenses

3) Tom Ryan E T A

4) West cheater

5) Shit/He said 4 pints shersto/Is that right?

6) Nice mis rwxt


1) Good luck

2) Tommy, took care of dog licenses

3) Train ETA?

4) Westchester

5) No clue

6) Absolutely no idea


  1. August 27th, 2013


    your first list has two entries for “4”; or was that her mistake too?

  2. August 27th, 2013


    i have no idea what you’re talking about. please look again.

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