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A Message From Charlie Joe Jackson

Why Reading Is Bad

Hi. My name is Charlie Joe Jackson. I’m the author of CHARLIE JOE JACKSON’S GUIDE TO NOT READING, a new book for kids who hate books.

It’s something to read if you hate reading.

Now, I dislike writing almost as much as reading.
But what I have to say is very important.

So here’s what I have to say:

Nothing.

Why nothing?

Because a longer blog post would mean more reading for you.

And what kind of a hypocrite would I be if I made you read?

Now go find something else to do.

-CJJ

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